Funny Reads   Don Calame  Swim the Fly In addition to the pact he makes with his best friends to see a naked girl by the end of summer, Matt Gratton sets himself the goal of impressing the star of the swim team, Kelly West, by swimming the one hundred-yard butterfly.   Ally Carter  Don't Judge a Girl by Her Cover When Cammie Morgan visits her Gallagher Academy roommate Macey in Boston during summer break, the two girls soon find themselves trapped in a kidnapper's dangerous plot, with only their espionage skills to save them.   Philip Caveney  Sebastian Darke: Prince of Fools Accompanied by his sardonic buffalope Max, seventeen-year-old Sebastian Darke meets a spoiled princess and a diminutive soldier who aid in his quest to become court jester to the evil King Septimus.   Brent Crawford  Carter Finally Gets It Awkward freshman Will Carter endures many painful moments during his first year of high school before realizing that nothing good comes easily, focus is everything, and the payoff is usually incredible.   Michele Jaffe  Bad Kitty While vacationing with her family in Las Vegas, seventeen-year-old Jasmine stumbles upon a murder mystery that she attempts to solve with the help of her friends, recently arrived from California.   Catherine Jinks  The Abused Werewolf Rescue Group   When Tobias wakes up in a hospital with no memory of the night before, a mysterious man tells him he has a dangerous condition, and he finds himself involved with a group of werewolves convinced he needs their help.   David Lubar  Sleeping Freshmen Never Lie While navigating his first year of high school and awaiting the birth of his new baby brother, Scott loses old friends and gains some unlikely new ones as he hones his skills as a writer.   Stephen Jenner  Twilite: A Parody Stella Crow, is a clumsy but otherwise ordinary girl whose life takes a radical turn the moment she meets Edweird--a one hundred year old vampire trapped in the body of a teenage boy. Nonetheless, Stella is unconditionally smitten with him. Edweird's enemies have sworn to put a tragic end to their romance. Most love stories between an impossibly handsome vampire and an ungainly young woman have a magical ending. This one - not so much.   Jaclyn Moriarty  The Year of Secret Assignments Three female students from Ashbury High write to three male students from rival Brookfield High as part of a pen pal program, leading to romance, humiliation, revenge plots, and war between the schools.   Aimee Major Steinberger  Japan Ai: A Tall Girl's Adventure in Japan An animator and author on dolls and Japanese popular culture describes her trip to Japan to visit the place where her favorite dolls are made and to see Kyoto and Tokyo, dress up in costumes, eat at theme restaurants, and shop.     More... Douglas Adams The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy M. T. Anderson Burger Wuss Joan Bauer Thwonk! Alex Bradley 24 Girls in 7 Days Meg Cabot All-American Girl   Princess Diaries Series   Ready or Not: An All-American Girl novel Ally Carter Gallagher Girls   1. I'd Tell You I Love You, But Then I'd Have to Kill You   2. Cross My Heart and Hope to Spy   3. Don't Judge a Girl by Her Cover   4. Only the Good Spy Young Philip Caveney Sebastian Darke: Prince of Fools   Sebastian Darke: Prince of Pirates Brent Crawford Carter Finally Gets It Chris Crutcher King of the Mild Frontier: An Ill-Advised Autobiography Matt Groening Simpsons Comics Unchained   Simpsons Holiday Humdinger Cathy Hopkins Mates, Dates, and... series Michele Jaffe Bad Kitty Stephen Jenner Twilite: A Parody Catherine Jinks The Abused Werewolf Rescue Group Gordon Korman No More Dead Dogs   Son of the Mob: Hollywood Hustle David LaRochelle Absolutely, Positively Not Josh Lieb I am a Genius of Unspeakable Evil, and I Want to be Your Class President Sue Limb Girl, Barely 15, Flirting for England   Girl, 15, Charming But Insane   Girl, (Nearly) 16, Absolute Torture   Girl, Going on 17, Pants on Fire E. Lockhart The Boyfriend List David Lubar Sleeping Freshmen Never Lie Bennett Madison Lulu Dark Can See Through Walls Anthony McGowan Hellbent Sarah Mlynowski Bras and Broomsticks   Frogs and French Kisses   Parties and Potions   Spells and Sleeping Bags Jaclyn Moriarty The Year of Secret Assignments Tyne O'Connell 1. Pulling Princes   2. Stealing Princes   3. Dueling Princes   4. Dumping Princes David Parel Bat Boy Lives! Gary Paulsen The Schernoff Discoveries Richard Peck Fair Weather   A Long Way From Chicago   The Teacher's Funeral: A Comedy in Three Parts Frank Portman King Dork Terry Pratchett The Wee Free Men Louise Rennison Confessions of Georgia Nicolson series Dyan Sheldon Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen Aimee Major Steinberger Japan Ai: A Tall Girl's Adventure in Japan Ned Vizzini Be More Chill Patricia C. Wrede Sorcery and Cecelia, or, The Enchanted Chocolate Pot